High Temperatures = No Coin Sales

Due to the forecasted high temperatures, coin sales at the bridge were again cancelled this past weekend

This is the time of year when the dry-heat-humor heats up:

· you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

· the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

· you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

· you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.

· you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.

· The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!