High Temperatures = No Coin Sales

 
 
Due to the forecasted high temperatures, coin sales at the bridge were again cancelled this past weekend
 
This is the time of year when the dry-heat-humor heats up:
 
·    you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
·    the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
·    you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
·    you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
·    you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
·    The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!